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emergency preps from A to Z yeah right

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really yes okay

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well I'm kind of curious about this we'd

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like to prepare and so uh a

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alcohol-based sanitizer

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can see that I I you know I I guess I

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have I have a few around here so uh see

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cash need that in an emergency D is for

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drinking water uh e is for emergency

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contact list you know that's something I

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don't have do you have one of those

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written down Joe

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no but I mean I you talked to my it's in

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my phone man it'll be fine so like if

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it's gonna be like a whatever space

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event solar flare none of that shit's

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gonna work anyway what are you gonna do

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you're gonna dial the phone yes until it

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starts working again you're gonna you

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got a landline the [\h__\h] yeah I'm just

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gonna start dialing randomly and

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I forget

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I'm gonna get somebody

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pick up

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all right Mike by the way the joke of it

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is if you were to get that um uh

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Peter take that sound file you have it's

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got them dialing and get a live

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connection you could probably actually

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trick the phone system into dialing it

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yeah we'd recognize those stones yep

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yeah

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well I did

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no I somehow guys

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the line

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a listener to the Jimmy Dore Show when

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he has um oh what's the guy Mike McRae

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do Joe Biden on the phone it is worth

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every freaking he's fantastic

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you don't like it he makes him sound

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like he's more with it than he is but

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yeah he's funny

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well uh f

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for the prep list is for fire

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extinguisher

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have both those H is for hazardous

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material kit

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um

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in the event of a chemical spill or

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other hazardous materials it's important

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to have hazardous material kit on hand

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this should include protective gears

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such as gloves and respirators as well

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as supplies for cleaning up and

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neutralizing Hazards are they talking

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about like you knocking over like an old

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car battery or like there's a massive

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chemical spill at that factory at the

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edge of town that comes rolling into in

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you know down the street yeah they're

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not very specific here much like the

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blind sear because the goggles do

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nothing yeah maybe I mean I can just put

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on anything I guess yeah sweet potatoes

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and collard greens and a big salad and

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corn on the cob and deviled eggs and

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don't know how a big sound's gonna help

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me fight a chlorine spill but I'll try

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hey why not

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I don't have a suit I do have collard

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greens and deviled eggs and chicken

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fried steak I'll take the chicken fried

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steak to the chlorine spill

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maybe I can resuscitate people with the

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big lone man at the edge of the pool

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just throwing what looks like chicken

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fried steak into it he's shoving big

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salads into people's mouths trying to

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resuscitate them

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that's not how you do it

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but he's trying

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number I

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you're gonna want that you gotta you

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want to file your claims right away when

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it when like a nuclear bomb goes off

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so as Joe just said if there's something

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like a solar storm or whatever that's

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that level what the [\h__\h] good is it

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going to do for you to have your like

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insurance forms I'm calling my insurance

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guy every day I'm driving to his house

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in the Armageddon he's like I better be

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covered [\h__\h] that's where the

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guy in the road was going he and his kid

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were going to the insurance office yes

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they had some questions about his claim

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sign your policy on page three sub

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paragraph B box C uh what do I put here

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one or two

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you get all of your emergency pliers

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together because you have to go to the

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search adjuster in person so you gotta

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to follow your proper paperwork

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uh but uh number J is a jacket you need

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it you're going to want a jacket people

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You're Gonna Want a jacket uh K is for

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knife which is always good to have

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uh L uh light source yeah I definitely

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want a light source M is for medical

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supplies absolutely need a basic first

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uh in is for non-perishable foods which

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we should all have and there's plenty of

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that's the perishable you don't need

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that but cigarettes and lottery tickets

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tobacco non-perishable and Hot Pockets

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and honey buns and coffee and Gatorade

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and Coca-Cola and aspirin and lighters

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chips yeah and magazines yeah okay well

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is is a Hot Pocket non-perishable it's

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cream I think everything else on that

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list you're probably good because that's

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what you get your you have your

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generator to keep posting

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generator keep your hot pot can't let

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these babies get warm yeah you got a

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you're ready

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sir it looks like your emergency kit is

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just a generator and a microwave yeah

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uh O is for oxygen tanks if your family

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if if you or your family member relies

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on oxygen tanks for medical purposes

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it's important to have a supply of tanks

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on hand in cases of emergency that's

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oddly specific couldn't you say o is

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also oxygen tanks if you need to throw

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them at people coming towards your house

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uh PE is for pet supplies if you have

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pets it's important to include them in

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your emergency plans yeah I totally

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doggies and cats just in case they're

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probably good for about a month or two

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same actually I have a backup bag I

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always try to have a backup bag of the I

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get a big ass bag and it would probably

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last a while it may be close to

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non-perishable because the dogs don't

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clotting products uh so a quick clotting

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powder is a highly effective uh thing

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for controlling bleeding

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um help stop bleeding within minutes of

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application is made from clay-like

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substance that is applied directly to

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the wound

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uh where it absorbs uh excessive blood

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Claudia like clotting agents

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I do not have clotting agents but I do

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have the self-adhesive bandage I don't

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know if that counts get some Israeli

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bandages some quick clot and some

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tourniquets they're I think there are

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other so they recommend here quick clot

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gauze and cleox powder I'm gonna get

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things you can use in place of these

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clotting agents yeah cigarettes lottery

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maybe hold still I gotta shove chewing

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tobacco into your Gun Room sorry sir oh

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that's a Hot Pocket hold still the hot

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pocket if I mash it into your your

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shotgun wound it will clot up and this

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is this is frozen because of my

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generator powered freezer I have to

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microwave it real quick but

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yeah hold on let me microwave the

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now the outside's still going to be

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frozen but the or the outside's going to

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be uh hot the inside's still going to be

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frozen so just be careful hold on

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don't die for the next 30 seconds while

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I eat up this hot pocket I'm gonna shove

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it into your bleeding wound

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obviously you're shot by somebody we

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wanted your oxygen cloth but okay

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uh look at your pet emergency kit maybe

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I'm gonna stealing my dog

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uh R is for respirator

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uh s is for smoke detector

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wait wait wait wait wait wait wait so

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respirator mask they talk about the

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whatever you don't shove in your wound

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we'll eat yeah I made two so we could

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have one as a snack I get hungry

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given medical attention all this all

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this emergency medicine is making me

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um so they talked about respirators here

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been told that a shitty piece of cloth

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over your mouth is just as good as any

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respirators exactly so you can cross

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this one off the list

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uh s smoke detectors

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um what what smoke detectors is a vital

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component of any emergency I think those

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if my smoke detector works if the [\h__\h]

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too close asteroid impact I'm not going

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to be running around asking my wife for

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to make sure the smoke detector is worse

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up uh respirators and quick clotting

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agents I don't think smoke detectors is

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high on the list I I would say not I

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just launched missiles honey

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there's batteries check the batteries I

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think they're blinking

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uh T is for ten a tent is an important

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item to have in an emergency because it

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can provide shelter yeah absolutely we

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got ours up in the backyard right now

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it's up there all the time yep I'm going

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[\h__\h] goes down going to the tent

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it's gonna ride it out back there

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uh U is for USB charger absolutely gotta

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have that V is for Vaseline

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uh you know hey never know uh you might

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be bored so okay

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what else can I fit in here uh

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be used for a variety of emergency

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situations

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it can be used to protect and moisturize

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the skin as well as to seal small cuts

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and scratches in survival situations

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that doesn't hear it does

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uh W's for water filter gotta have that

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X is for exacto knife I mean I gotta

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agree with this people don't talk about

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this very often but exacto knife or

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blade is a precise cutting tool that can

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material including paper Fabric and

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plastic is especially useful in

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emergency situations to cut through

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small items or make precise Cuts it's

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basically like a scalpel Joe and I yeah

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got proficient at using these things but

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but K was for knife and X is for why do

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you have two knives I I guess so you

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could really kill two birds one stone

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here but it is this is I would think X

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would be better sir by xylophone Maybe

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music uh I guess to pass the time or to

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charm people as they come over foreign

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to draw people closer towards the Kill

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Zone yes like what is that music y'all

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hear that music oh here's xylophones

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I think they have their insurance

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documents I think I hear a steel drum

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ain't steel drum it's a xylophone

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[\h__\h]

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you're out of the you're out of the

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post-apocalyptic gang because you can't

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identify anything the instruments

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correctly

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and uh Y is for yellow rubber cleaning

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gloves

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what that's a stretch that's what

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they're doing here and Z is for zip top

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bags

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they call a friend that interesting that

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he uses zip top as a generic term but

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clearly called out exacto by brand name

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yes there's no team next to it exactly

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they couldn't use zip lock because of

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the trademark it's they don't want to be

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associated with prepper lists

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okay

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I agree I got most of these things you

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know the only thing I'm running low on

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is Vaseline and I'm low on it Vaseline

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and exacto knives

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and insurance documents insurance I mean

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yeah having that guy in my contact

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emergency contact list

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but looking back over this I find it

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interesting that F is for fire

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extinguisher not fire starter yeah

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like there's nothing you need a tent but

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a way to put out a fire not start one

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yeah I there's no kind of Fire Starting

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instrument here

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dude there's there's one I can't

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remember the brand but there was one

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that I watched that's like you could

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just it it lights in the rain

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it's some like prepper [\h__\h] because I

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was getting a lot of prep RADS on

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Instagram a while ago but it was it was

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incredible I gotta find it I was gonna

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buy it hmm if you see it again I'd like

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to be a part of that I'd like to put my

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[\h__\h] yeah

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oh this is a damn fine list got us one

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step closer to the uh the New Kingdom

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in the New Kingdom you'll have all these

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all this [\h__\h] it comes by default

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that's fantastic uh I don't know if we

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have time for another story but we can

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try

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let's see if I can find a short one

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[Music]

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oh [\h__\h] all right I'll rattle off a

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couple headlines

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um

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so after uh they don't mention by name

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but after Epstein died now uh Biden's

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gonna

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um sign a bill that forces all security

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cameras in the bureau prisons to work

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all the time oh well he's dead so uh you

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know in general you always have to be

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careful

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or do yep

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um I do have the one that exists only as

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an uh a story for you to play Drops

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about fishing well we'll save that one

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for Saturday because I know where you're

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okay

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uh we have a California teen who made up

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fake parking tickets to collect payments

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pretty ingenious uh we have Atlantic

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City New Jersey uh they don't fix a

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giant pothole so people went out and put

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a Christmas tree in it kind of like what

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Rod Stewart did

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maybe it was Rod Stewart Maybe

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uh South Korea Has Lifted its ban on

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imported sex dolls Oh about time

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uh Arizona man uh tries to bring a woman

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Back to Life by stabbing her in the

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heart does that work

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no it did not work let's read that one

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real quick okay

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and into carrot shop there you go uh

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this is from uh your neck of the woods

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in uh or your old yeah

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so I thought of Phoenix here Mesa

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all right yeah Arizona man

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tries to bring women Back to Life by

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stabbing her in the heart police say man

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I got mixed emotions about this one yeah

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wouldn't it be something if it worked

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holy crap this [\h__\h] works

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write that down uh in Mesa Arizona

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Arizona man is accused of performing a

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ritual to bring a dead woman Back to

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Life by stabbing her in the heart and

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then not telling police about it uh

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after about the body for days Authority

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says okay what he's probably waiting for

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the ritual to work it takes a while to

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warm that stuff up

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uh Joe uh Steven Stefan Joseph Anderson

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34 of meso was arrested Wednesday and

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charged with one felony count of

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disorderly conduct one felony count of

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Mutilation of a body in a misdemeanor

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count of failure to report a death

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um Anderson also faces a recommended

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charge of being prohibited uh being

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a prohibited professor of weapons

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prohibited oh possessor of weapons

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professor professor of what I said wrong

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that's a quiet time it's like a d d

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title yeah put that on your business

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card like my class in d d is a professor

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of weapons

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convicted felon and is not allowed to

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have a knife according to the island

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you're not if you're a felon you can't

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even have a knife but there was two on

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that list you have two kinds of knives

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exacto blade and the regular kind

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uh court records show uh Anderson met

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the woman Rebecca Lynn Lambert 33 at a

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park near his house the couple went to

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Anderson's bedroom and allegedly took

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methamphetamines allegedly

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Anderson allegedly told investigators

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that he took a shower when he returned

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to the bedroom Lambert was dead

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okay court documents stated that

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Anderson tried to revive Lambert by

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performing a ritual that included

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stabbing the woman in the heart with a

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five-inch knife

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uh Anderson was observed in the middle

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of the street holding a knife and a

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hammer uh oh uh officers arrived to the

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scene moments later I told him to drop

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the knife which he did Anderson was

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taken into custody according to the

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television station reporting on this

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according to police Anderson was taken

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to a mental health facility and a

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telephone call to his mother Anderson

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allegedly told her to keep his children

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out of his bedroom don't go in there

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whatever you do do not go in there uh

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Curious the women went to the residence

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and found Lambert's body oh boy so he

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was the cops showed up they're unrelated

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to the dead body well they arrested him

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because he was out in the street with a

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knife and a hammer apparently looking

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for Paul Pelosi or something it's a bad

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look it's tough it's tough tough to

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justify that went to the cops

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and then he tells his mom hey I'm in

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jail but whatever you don't go in the

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bedroom

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she's like okay and she immediately goes

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in the bedroom and that's just a corpse

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on the ground you say Sir why do you

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have a knife and Hammer in the streets

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I'm going to Chuck E cheese this is what

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you take there I'm bringing my own

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utensils Friday night Fight Night Fights

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fight night at Chuck E cheese tonight

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uh 50 off second pizza

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yep um I never heard of the the that

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knife ritual stabbing someone in the

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heart with a knife would work I'm just

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wondering if this guy got confused

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because he watched Pulp Fiction and they

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they jammed that like adrenaline needle

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in someone's heart and they that shocks

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him back to life with that adrenaline

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shot like if you saw that movie but just

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misremembered it in place of the

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adrenaline needle

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he used a knife expecting the same

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results here's the other question was

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she actually dead or just passed out

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yeah and he killed her that's the thing

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like how do you

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again maybe the corners can identify

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like cause of death but I don't know

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maybe he covered up his own crime by

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stabbing her and giving her drugs

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well let's see this took place in

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November and there's no follow-up on it

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so

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you might be out by now yeah probably

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[Music]

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served his time yeah served your time

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yeah

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don't stab any more people you promise

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okay good enough for me

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at our big thumb mouth gmail.com check

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